Thursday, June 26, 2008

Here we go

Well, hello people. My name is Ric and this is my first ever blog post in Ric's Window. Peek in anytime you want. Just to let you know what you are in for. I am not entertaining. I tend to be pretty dull. I am a dumb ass sometimes, but hopefully not as much as the people that I generally complain about as being dumb asses. I will talk politics and have very strong feelings about that kind of stuff but, would not consider myself political. I am absolutely, undeniably politically incorrect. I love political incorrectness and I do not think anything is out of bounds. I do consider myself conservative. I hate left wing, dirt worshiping, tree hugging hippies. But I also hate right wing, overbearing, gay bashing, you have to be like me or you are going to hell, redneck, religious types. I do believe in saving the environment. Although I don't believe that man is the sole cause of global warming. I think that that it is a little presumptuous to think that little ol' us can single handedly destroy a planet. Now we might mess it up enough where I wouldn't want to be here anymore. But, I'm gonna be dead by then so... well you get my point. I believe that the money I make is my money. I should not be forced by threat of going to jail to give my money to a low income female whos only contribution to the world is trying to spit out another child so that she can get more money. I believe that everyone should be free and if there is a country somewhere that has a leader that doesn't feel that way, then we should bomb the hell out of them. I am much more concerned about the rapes, murders, and, by definition, geneside that is going on in Africa than if Paris Hilton wore underwear to the club Friday night. I hate intolerance and think Putrid Butt holes that spread that shit should be kicked in the nuts. I recognize that sometimes I can be a Putrid Butt hole and you are welcome to call me out on it. BTW... if you see me on the street, please don't kick me in the nuts.
I am single... sorta (don't ask) Not by choice. But, you get what is given to you. I am one of those guys that the pretty girl at work says how wonderful you are and how lucky a girl would be to have you, but then she clarifies the statement by saying that she doesn't mean herself.... other girls. Got to love it. I think that I am smarter that most people, but I have one thing going against me. I am a male. I am a "guy". And as we all know, guys are nature's practical joke. We are all idiots. But usually only when women are involved. It doesn't matter how much education I have gotten. It doesn't matter that I have a 147 IQ score. Every woman on the face of this planet is smarter than me. When it comes to women. I am an idiot. I know you are gonna ask me if it took 39 years to figure this out. Yes...... because I am an idiot. But, I digress. Now where was I. Oh yeah. About me. I am a nice guy and will try to put other's feeling ahead of my own. I believe in fair play and treating people right and understanding that what is important to me, well, might not be important to someone else. And I believe in the right to tell those people that they are wankers and that they can say the same to me. I will use profanity sometimes but, try not to do it too often.
I want to give this blog thing a shot. I will probably give up in a couple of days. But, that's just me. Anybody can comment and anybody can ask me anything. I will alway answer honestly. But, I will not always answer. I will be entertaining sometimes and sometimes you will want to stab yourself in the eye with a pencil rather than read one more word. I will post more than once a day and I will go several days without posting anything. So...Welcome again. I hope you get a little enjoyment out of this and we will see you later. Thanks for peeking in my window, Pervert.

2 comments:

Sharon said...

LOL! Tell us how you REALLY feel...

Anonymous said...

I know this is off topic, maybe its not.It is tiresome to continually read ignorant liberal soundbites about Bush, Iraq, and oil. I would love one of the tree-hugging, give my money to the government so they can control my life, welfare liberals to show any proof that we have gained anything from Iraqi oil? What is it that liberals don't understand? They blame Bush and say we shouldn't be there, but don't realize that we had that same attitude of isolationism right before Pearl Harbor was attacked. Most would say we should let the U.N. handle the world policing, but who do they think the majority of the U.N. troops are? I would much rather go into battle under my own country's flag than to go into battle under a U.N. flag. So I say wake up, and stop trusting in just one source of so-called news reporting. Get away from the NBC snipets and the CNN, MSNBC, and FoxNews bias. If we sit back and let an enemy build up, then we will have disasters like Pearl Harbor and the World Trade Center collapses. We are in Iraq and Afghanistan and wherever else we need to go to destroy dictatorships and terrorism, and give our fellow mankind a fighting chance to create their own freedom as we have in our country. We are not in Iraq for oil, and anyone who wants to say differently, I challenge them to prove me wrong by showing proof that we have gained oil or have an oil deal with Iraq in place. Hell the French have made more money from the Iraqi oil than we have, and to top it all off, we have billions of barrels of oil underneath our own soil.